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When you use a butt plug instead of instead of a pacifier.
I had to give my a baby a brown pacifier.
A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.
(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.
I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey
Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.
Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.
When your taking a shit and there’s gas behind it and the shit is in the front and when you push it, it goes flying out like a bullet
My homie Jonathan just did the brown bullet a few hours ago