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When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.
Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!
A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.
She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.
Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl
i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs
When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.
That nigga had a Snapple penis.
penis that blends in with its surroundings
girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?
girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis
Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no