To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.
Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.
First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.
Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.
Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?
Tekan gao your friend when pulling. Surge at will with the most lansi look.
Darrell Do a Jo yesterday, nearly broke us just trying to catch up.
Do a Jo is when a cyclist surges past the train head, with the glance of patronizing superiority and continuing on into the horizon.
Darrell do a Jo on the ride today, surging past all of us at will and making it impossible for us to stay on his wheel.
v. When you're Doing Gutter Things it usually implies you're out in the streets, causing a ruckus. Now, this could mean illegal activity--like selling drugs--or doing them. It could also mean something harmlessly idiotic, such as twerking in a parking lot. Totally un-called-for. Basically, it's "trashy" foolish, irresponsible, or frivolous behavior--that ought to be washed down the gutter--but it is instead--what you're up to with your best friend. Also, just for clarity, you cannot be Doing Gutter Things in places where there are in fact no gutters. You can't do gutter things while camping in the wilderness, for example. Doing Gutter Things takes place in the Urban World, or even worse, the Suburban World. Yeah, for sure, soccer moms can be out Doing Gutter Things. If you're particularly shameless about Doing Gutter Things you might get famous... or become a rap artist.
Local menaces DJ Boy Warrior and Mickie Southpaw both got permission from their bosses to leave work early to go vote in person, but then they decided to instead spend the rest of the day Doing Gutter Things
Something out of pocket your friend says to you
My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place
"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"
"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"
It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky
"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."