Random
Source Code
Random
Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
/ăs məNGkē/
noun
1.
The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.
2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.
"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)
A monkey that has been dwelling inside of the cheeks of the ass
A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.
when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
Person 1- ohhhh that ass monkey
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass