PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

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gone off fish sauce

When you leave fish sauce in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off fish sauce smells like slurry.

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Getting off Scott-free

When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get stds.

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'd be surprised if he didn't get aids"

Invalid rugby player: "yeah he's really getting off scott-free"

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get my Rambo off

have a wank/maturbate/self love

"I want to get my Rambo off."

"Where's he gone? To get his Rambo off"

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McDonald's Reject Off The Streets

Used to describe someone who is an incompetent or incapable of doing a particular thing correct; In simpler terms: A useless idiot.

You got a 54 on the math test?! You McDonald's reject off the streets!!

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Jack Off o’ Lantern

A carved pumpkin used to simulate fellatio.

The Jack Off o’ Lantern is moist from use.

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Log off social media

To masturbate.

You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.

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