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Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.
"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."
"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*
"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"
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1. Heroin, dope, crack, percs , Xanax
2. Chic Fila
3.any Italian food
4.duncan donuts
5. Wawa coffee
6.spaghetti
7.prostituting ass up the El train
8.licking strangers booty
I like food so I made a list of white people food
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Any White male who thinks because he is a White male it makes him the super qualified, go-to authority on all subjects even if it is a subject he knows nothing about.
Rush Limbaugh says if Black teens would only stop listening to that damn rap and pull up their pants they would almost be as good as him. What a smart ass White boy!
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This is a response when someone asks what you're doing and you don't want to tell, so you pretty much say you're sitting there pondering how to destroy everyone.
Rachel: Hey, what are you doing?
Tina: Just sitting here plotting against the black and white.
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White House of Ill-Repute NOUN (huite hows uv il re peut) NOUN. A White House (1600 Pennsylvania Av., Washington D.C.) which is filled with whores like James Guckert and Scott McClellan, who will say anything for money is a house of ill-repute, or whorehouse (see “presstitute”).
"Sit there with all the other presstitutes and suck up phony press releases and talking points? Fuck that. I'd rather be out in the field, or digging through dusty old archives than cover that dog-and-pony show. I don't wanna be a press correspondent in the White House of Ill-Repute."
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A derogatory term used to call someone (usually a blonde) A white trash blonde. Commonly used by higher class white Americans to show their high class.
He is a White ass spaghetti head
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when a white girl uses tik to 24/7 and does tik toks with her friend group and try to be funny.
they also think that their music taste is superior than anime or Japanese or any other kind of music.
me: hey
white girl : hey
me: wanna hear some music i like?
white girl: it better not be anime music
me: its 1980 japaneese future funk
white girl: is that anime?
me:some what yea
her: EWWW DONT PLAY THAT HERE LISTEN TO RENEGADE AND ROXXANE
me: im bouta get racist
this is a typical white girl moment
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