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nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 06, 2014


Sick Nuts

A term used by stoners in Australia meaning multiple things. Sick Nuts can
Be used to show interest in something and saying something is Cool

“Oi dude just got some killer weed”,
Sick nuts

After a night with the boys..

“Cunt that was asick nuts night”

by Sickestnut April 06, 2018


Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues

I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose

by BobmanChickn February 06, 2020


bubble nut

When you masturbate or have sex and you but but it's very bubbly

damn bro I just had the best sex and I had a bubble nut!

by daniellebroccoli December 09, 2018


Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.

I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 29, 2024


Fluffy Nuts

A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.

Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.

Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder

Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.

by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017


liquid nut butter

A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”

by LostGirl1231 February 13, 2024