When your friend says some messed up shit
Carlos was talking to John while joking around. But he said always wanted to kill a dog .So John was like friends off dude
On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.
''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.
February 4th is throw your fascist friend day.
heyy buddy guesss what today is Throw Your Fascist Friend Day, time to chuck u threw the stratosphere:)
A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
It's the step below the friend zone, that is fortified when said person tries to impress you with a PLC. Such a person also failed the Edwards Test three times by not studying how to tie a noose the night before the exam.
Hey, if you keep telling me how I need to take a course in getting bitches, I'll demote you to discord friend.
When you’re a girl, your girl best friend is a female best friend that you also make out with. It is usually used when the parties involved do not want others to know.
Clueless person: Why do you and Mia spend so much time together?
Secret lesbian: Oh, we’re just girl best friends
A girl that you can tell anything to and she will just listen…. A girl that will comfort you when you’re sad… a girl that will cuddle you like a big brother or hold you like a little brother. A girl who is always there for you when you’re lonely, need her or don’t. she is something that you don’t wanna lose. she’s trustworthy and honest. no matter what you did she texts you goodnight or good morning. she loves and cherishes you when you don’t know it, she’s always what you want in a person to be with you forever. she’s almost like your sister and you treat her like a princess and she treats you with upmost respect.
A girl best friend … someone you need in your life