blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

Don’t not like you

Means she does like you in a secret message she didn’t want you to find it out right away because she wants you to go crazy over it

Hey Austin I know you said you like me and I don’t not like you

plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.

"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"

I smell like peanut butter

In video games being so sweaty that you start to smell like peanut butter. Coined by Miggitymaan while playing Tarkov/DayZ/ and Gang Beasts

I'm so sweaty, I smell like peanut butter...

drop like an earthquake

When someone thick AF just be gettin down on the dance floor.

"Damn Shaquaqua Drop Like An Earthquake"

Shahid like

Shahid like (adj) - A state of exhibiting features similar to actor Shahid Kapoor. Mostly seen by the specimen, Hassan Ali.

Use in sentence:
" Damnnnnn..Have you seen Hassan today?? He's so shahid like! "

Like Thieving

When someone posts a status on Facebook or equivalent and a friend comments on it with something that gains more likes than the original status.

I posted an awesome link on Facebook last night, but that like thieving bastard, John, commented on it with something better. Fuck him.