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A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.
“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”
You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
A discord server containing many nerds with either no life or are a weeb. The owner of the server is transgender and the moderators are pretty chill.
Hey have you joined the server, Monkey's Memes? Its pretty gay
A cum dumpster to pump quickies into.
Samwise is Frodo’s bullet monkey.
mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.
Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.
Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.