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When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”
When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.
Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.
A nigger who has a penis and likes sticking it's penis in other niggers and is also a jew
You are such a nigger penis faggot jew!
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When a person gets so excited about something they start frothing from the tip of their dick
Dude have you seen the new Fallout trailer? That shit looks so good it gave me penis rabies. I had to change pants after I saw the trailer!
IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!
MINES IN PLACE
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!
Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*
The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.
I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.