Rock my head in bed

To rock someone’s head in bed is to change their life for the better with a sexual experience.

John- Wow, Stacey’s blowjob changed how I think of life.
Fred- It must have rocked your head in bed.
John- I think it did rock my head in bed!

Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head

A rare insult; not only is it dutifully insulting, but the person you use it against will have no time to think of a comeback.

"You stupid!"
"Shut yo fuck you up you lookin like a Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head."
"Fuck you said?"
"Yeah, Fuck you, I said!"

Just shaking my head

Jsmh

Just shaking my head

COK IN DE HEAD SYNDROME

This occurs when your father, or another man, or woman with a dildo, or your mum with a dildo, entered your mothers vagina while she was pregnant with you which led to the impression of the penis/dildo being left in your soft skull. This then becomes a feature of your skull. It can be useful for storing food or as a flower vase.

'Look at that big whole in his head mummy'
'Don't stare, hes got cok in de head syndrome'

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Pink headed white snake

The penis of a white male.

Man, that pink headed white snake spits a ton of venom!

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Bury your head in the sand

A well known idiom that means to ignore one's problems. The idiom is largely attributed (falsely) to the ostrich.

Bury your head in the sand means (in theory) that if you can' t see your problems, they can't see you!

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GET OUT OF MY HEAD

When de imposter from amogus is SUS! 😳
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"Hmm, today i will..."
"kill her"
"GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD"
"What the hell are you doing"
"😏🔫"
"Wait how does this thing wo-"
"Bruh get a life"

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