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Get drunk at a party, whip out your penis, and grab male participants of the party in their crotch for comparison of the length of their penises with that of your own, and call several women present "whores" and "sluts". Later say you had a "blackout".
Don't do an Anders Borg this weekend.
Meaning in layman’s terms: Don’t do that
When my dog jumped on the couch and I made fun of him for his lack of weight loss on the all grain diet: he looked at me and said “Doan Do Dat”... meaning “I will fuck up a loaf of bread on the counter.”
When my dog jumped on the couch and I made fun of him for his lack of weight loss on the all grain diet: he looked at me and said “Doan Do Dat”... meaning “I will fuck up a loaf of bread left on the counter.”
To completely freak out about small problems or 3 weeks before an exam.
Its really not a big problem dude, stop doing the Jean.
A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
He has been in the bathroom a long time. He must be doing a download
very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
han g do is my favorite slow person
When you ask for a round and are the last to come.
Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.
My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...