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When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day is December 15th. So go to her favorite restaurant or Fast food place and go get her food!
Hey Chris today is National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day so you better bring her food”
Chris: Oh yeah! Good thinking
How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.
after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?
November 1st is national get over your crush day. It’s when you know your crush doesn’t like you, just like mine. So don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing someone likes him.
it’s national get over your crush day!!! it means forget abt him
Something you can say to people with glasses if they are annoying you
Kid named krish: hey, your dumb, shame shame shame
You: shut up
Krish: haha shut up hahahahaha shut up
You: you "bouta get glass in your eyes in a minute"
Wait what was it again? Oh yeah get a
1) to get the ghetto warez version
Buy ( or get it some other way *wink wink*) MS Visual Studio .net