Originated from tumblr
When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them
Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.
Self explanatory
I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them
Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.
John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown
someone who munches penis and most likely gargles cum
person one: *sucks dick*
person two: " you fucking penis muncher"
The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.
How big is your pp? “A Luchaut’s Penis”