White Collar Survival Kit

Wallet, keys, mobile phone.

I had to rush it this morning, so I forgot my White Collar Survival Kit!

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Crank Dat Snow White

One Women...Seven Midgets...Covered in Thousand Island Dressing.

Cherokee wanted to crank dat Snow White but she realized he only had Six Midgets and Raspberry Vinegarette Dressing.

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White girl Wednesday

White girl Wednesday is deemed necessary by certain White girls. To prepare, they get spray tans, drink too much, pad their bodies to fake curves, and valley girl complain about White boys that want everyone other than White 👧 s. Then they go shopping for the perfect look, take selfies, tell each other they look great and inside think I'm the finest it is so perfect to be the only perfect appearing one in this group of White girls. This def is fictional by the way. It went extinct in the 90s.

All eyes on us on White girl Wednesday's! White girl drunk tonight, Becky and Marsha Marsha Marsha! Don't be so divisive!

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Jumping onto White Base

1. The act of screaming (In an AAAAAAAA or AHHHHHH fashion) after a statement, usually when it's unnecessary to do so.

2. See we're jumping onto white base

The phrase stems from an episode of the anime Mobile Suit Gundam when Ryu Jose drove his rover off a cliff onto a space ship called "White Base." It became popular when a person who goes by Kajetokun made mixed clips of Ryu speaking and screaming into a song, similarly to a YTPMV.

Aizen Sosuke says:
-tell him to go die in a fire
-YOU CAN DO IT
-I BELIEVE IN YOU
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Summah Tyme Khrene says:
-You can stop jumping onto white base
-And start jumping into the panel
-Okay not really it isnt that deep

Aizen Sosuke says:
-SAAAAAARGE
-NOOOOOOOOO DON'T STOP

Summah Tyme Khrene says:
-lol

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Black and White 2

Terrible sequel to one of the best PC games of all time, Black and White.
Also known as 'B&W 2' or simply 'crap'

Reknown for trying to be a city builder, RTS and God Game and failing horribly at each

Guy 1: Hey dude, lets play some black and white multiplayer!
Guy 2: Nah mate, i'd rather play Black and White 2
Guy 1: Dude, you know that game sucks ass right? it doesn't even have multiplayer or skirmish?
Guy 2: STFU & GTFO

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Straight White Shark

A play on the predatory Great White Shark.
Typically a straight white male, business student, rapist - repulsed by progressive thoughts.

A straight boy, but meaner

This straight white shark was shouting at the bar.

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Coke white buffs

Very clean, all white, Nike Air Force 1’s, or white Air Jordan 1’s.

As referred to in the song “Family not a group” by SOBxRBE

“Coke white buffs these hoes fresher than a 9th grader”

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