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A stage of which (usually men) approaches after jerking off.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.
Firefighter 1 : Your house is burning down!
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.
Dollar short, and a day late; says it'll be done by 8 but you know that nigga ain't even getting ready til' five the next day
"Is it ready Russ? Yeah, just got a bit left"
That nigga still sipping a chelada talking about mushrooms n shit on the phone with fifty different niggas. Also known as Russ Timing
Used as an observation that time seems to pass very quickly.
Time flies when you are focused on work
An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
Its Like tea time, but BETTER! Coffee, tea or ANY other drink!!!
(random guy)- that would be perfect for a urban dictionary mug. Mug time!!! Mug time...
(random guy) - yep.
A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path
(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was
(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?