1, 2 Teddy

n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross

When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!

He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.

29👍 23👎

1+1=2

being sad to close a chapter
but also happy to open a new one
its what happens sometimes in life
and so many have gone through this before me
its manageable achievable desirable

I cannot think of anything making me happier
and i am aware that there is no guarantee for a result as in 1+1=2
but i like to think there is
🖤

5👍 3👎

1/2 Prince

A manga that can't make up it's mind on whether it's Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, or Korean. There is still debate as to it's origins. 1/2 Prince was originally a novel, adopted into manga form. It is staged in the future, and is about a girl who is provoked by her brother into playing a virtual reality game (in which you actually exist in the game) so she can prove girls are not as weak as he says. Because she is the first player, the creators of the game - on her request - change her character into a boy. Her avatar is extremely hot (known as a bishie) and imidiately attracts attention from the female community. The manga continues, focusing on Prince's (the main character's name in-game) growing popularity and his/her growing, soap opera-esque social issues.

God, 1/2 Prince is so much like my life; I'm a transexual with a gay guy and a confused cousin of mine trying to get with me.

10👍 7👎

1-2 mayweather

*Punches Ossian in the dick*
Ossian: What the fuck!
Me: Full Send.

Friend: I had to use the 3-4 Mcgregor on him.
Me: Bitch ass, the 1-2 Mayweather is clearly more surperior.

3👍 2👎

1/2 Henry

1/2 Henry: one half of an eighth of weed--the amount you can buy when you are too broke to buy a quarter of even a full henry

Man..can you hook me up with a half a henry..I dont get paid 'till Friday.

9👍 9👎

68 1/2

When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.

Man, Alice wasn't on her best game last night. Had to 68 1/2 that bitch.

10👍 8👎

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal kirby is a pink guy