2+2=4

Something you should know if you're not a fucking idiot.

John: The earth is round
Flimmothy Fortoldueth the Fourty First: Oh I'm sorry what's next? Are you gonna telly me 2+2=4? Whats you're next brilliant idea?
John: *your

2 + 2 = 5

Part of the Book "1984", It shows how Big Brother has brainwashed the people so much that they belive 2+2=5.

"... 2+2=4 dude"
"pft not in 1984 it isnt"

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2 + 2 = 5

A joke that nerds usually make about the rounding of numbers. If you do 2.3 rounded (2) + 2.4 rounded (2), you get 4.7 which rounds to 5.

And because humans are imperfect, we are never able to make exact precision on anything. This means, that anything we do, we are doing some kind of rounding/estimation at some point. So, this means that 2 + 2 = 5 but only for very large values of 2.

2.36 rounded = 2
2.44 rounded = 2
4.8 rounded = 5

2.36 + 2.44 = 4.8

2 + 2 = 5 (when all numbers are rounded)

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10-2-2

Doesnt have to be the ugliest person in the club but it describes the woman (or man) who you ask home at 1.50am, hence "10 -2- 2 (ten minutes to 2 am), when all else has failed on the romance front.

Usually not the sort of person you would go for, but sometimes you strike lucky.

Often the remark "Get your jacket, you've pulled" is made at some point.

"Right lads, this is getting bad. That bird I have been chatting up all night has vanished and I need a jump. I'm off to find a 10-2-2"

"Dont go near the Hypocrocogryph, you'll need a plank across your arse!"

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1.2+(sqrt(1-(sqrt(x^2+y^2))^2) + 1 - x^2-y^2) * (sin (10 * (x*3+y/5+7))+1/4) from -1.6 to 1.6

The equation,formula of an easter egg,literally that

how did you get here? idk,just that,a formula of an easter egg

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I CAN MAKE A SENTENCE WITH 1.2+(sqrt(1-(sqrt(x^2+y^2))^2) + 1 - x^2-y^2) * (sin (10 * (x*3+y/5+7))+1/4) from -1.6 to 1.6?!??!?!?!

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2 2 base

a feelski; not quite 2nd base, but 2 2 BASE

Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date?
Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base.
Jim: Dude, you pulled a feelski? You're such a player!

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2+2=4

Used in the song "Mans Not Hot"

2+2=4-1=3 quick maths.... every days mans on the block... smoke trees.... I see your girl in the park... that girl is a uckers

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