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A term refering to a passage of time; and takes the place of common filler words such as "and then..."
I was walking down the street 2-2's this big dog jumped out of nowhere.
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A reference to 1984; signifies somebody has been completly whipped/controled to the point that the person believes/will do anything the whipee/controler tells them. Usually used to mock a friend who has decided to pass up a night with the friends to go do something incredibly gay with their signifcant other.
It's also the title to a radiohead song
Pat: well i would stay and drink with you guys but Heather beeped me and said she needs me to go help her pick out a new purse.
Paul: Yeah, you go do that you fricken douche.
Luke: Hey Pat, wtf does 2+2 equal again?
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Something you should know if you're not a fucking idiot.
John: The earth is round
Flimmothy Fortoldueth the Fourty First: Oh I'm sorry what's next? Are you gonna telly me 2+2=4? Whats you're next brilliant idea?
John: *your
Part of the Book "1984", It shows how Big Brother has brainwashed the people so much that they belive 2+2=5.
"... 2+2=4 dude"
"pft not in 1984 it isnt"
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A joke that nerds usually make about the rounding of numbers. If you do 2.3 rounded (2) + 2.4 rounded (2), you get 4.7 which rounds to 5.
And because humans are imperfect, we are never able to make exact precision on anything. This means, that anything we do, we are doing some kind of rounding/estimation at some point. So, this means that 2 + 2 = 5 but only for very large values of 2.
2.36 rounded = 2
2.44 rounded = 2
4.8 rounded = 5
2.36 + 2.44 = 4.8
2 + 2 = 5 (when all numbers are rounded)
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Doesnt have to be the ugliest person in the club but it describes the woman (or man) who you ask home at 1.50am, hence "10 -2- 2 (ten minutes to 2 am), when all else has failed on the romance front.
Usually not the sort of person you would go for, but sometimes you strike lucky.
Often the remark "Get your jacket, you've pulled" is made at some point.
"Right lads, this is getting bad. That bird I have been chatting up all night has vanished and I need a jump. I'm off to find a 10-2-2"
"Dont go near the Hypocrocogryph, you'll need a plank across your arse!"
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a feelski; not quite 2nd base, but 2 2 BASE
Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date?
Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base.
Jim: Dude, you pulled a feelski? You're such a player!
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