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An infamous gore video that was recorded by The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, showing them brutally murdering someone.
The video starts off with a man on the floor in a forest, after a few seconds, one of the guys comes in, and hits the victim with a hammer (which is inside of a yellow plastic bag), 7 times, the camera man then closes up the the victims face, which is covered in blood, there is also blood coming out of his nose, they then bring in a screw driver to stab the victims stomach, face, and eyes, then they run back to a car, clean the hammer, wash there hands, then the video ends.
Person 1: I just watched 3 guys 1 hammer, it was horrible
Person 2: Seriously? The video is so low quality, how could you be scared of that?
Person 1: You're insane
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The rule of thumb for sexual intercourse , esp. in male homosexual activity , in regards to the size of the giving participants penis.
Whenever the penis is larger then 6 inches, then the receiving participants only agree to receive 1/3 of the phallus of the giving participant.
This rule dose not always apply , as some male homosexual intercourse goes by the 'breath through the pain' rule, and clarification is expected to be communicated prior to the encounter over the interwebz or in eye contact in the nanoseconds before the door closes and penetration occurs .
Kevin Smith was interviewing Malcrom Ingram, as Malcom admitted his dismay upon the idea of accepting a full nine inches of raging man meat. Kevin reminisces of his mothers 'frugality' , gets lost in a haze of 'foggy' memory, then returns to introduce to the SModcast community and the entirety of the internet the 1/3 rule.
Kev, this is for you good sir.
tarinbutler3002@yahoo.com
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January 3rd, 1937, the most l33t day in history EVER.
"I wish I was born on 1-3-37, so I could've been born to be l33t."
"Your mom is a 1-3-37 baby, is she l33t at sex?" (Never say the 2nd example, lol)
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This man named jon sits here and can't Speak english. He gets very angry when you get his orders wrong. His Arm Was shot off in the vietnam War
ChOOOOSSE CHUMATOESSSSSSS!!!!!
EIGHT HASUSAGEEE!!!! THATZ ITTT!!!!
MUFFING ALSEE!!!
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Definitely the best podcast known to man. Starring 3 cool cats from AP and FR.
Hey thats the guys from 3 guys 1 podcast, lets let them have but sex with us!
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Two Definitions:
East Coast: A shitty game played with darts
West Coast: A gang call/sign from the Pirus Road Bloods (east side Compton turf). The sign can be made either vocally or with the hands. 2-1-3 is the Compton area code.
East Coast: U wanna play 2-1-3?
West Coast: Oh, shit, nigga, 2-1-3!
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