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National give head day
Give your boyfriend or girlfriend the most stupendous brain. You can never go wrong with some head.
1: dude I haven’t gotten too in a month
2: don’t worry, it’s October 3rd tomorrow!
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National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day
Friend: What day is it?
Me: November 3rd - National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day.
Friend: Ok, pretty pointless.
Me: Just like my penis...
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Only cool people are born on July, its a 7’s a cool number 😎😎 3 is also a cool number so its double cool.
jack:Hey bro im born on July 3rd!
jill: ok
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a person awkardly there in a situation with a couple.
sarah and joe were fooling around behind the building and maggie was with them. she was so awkward, being the 3rd wheel.
laura: were you the 3rd wheel?
maggie: yeah i hate it. i always get stuck with that when they are being so couple-y.
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An anime shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim lineup. It's about a gang of theives trying to steal everything that looks valuable and an insane detective who is determined to catch Lupin, the main character of the show, at all costs. Most of the characters on the show basically all look alike: the men are all tall and skinny with bowlegs and the women are tall and thin with big boobs. At first glance, the show looks a little like Cowboy Bebop, but without spacships and inerplanetary travel.
For an older anime, Lupin the 3rd isn't bad.
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Fun, Kind, people were born this day, they get all of the guys and love when people give them compliments but never know what to say to the compliment.
Guy 1. Hey you look really nice today!
Girl. Umm thanks, “Starts Blushing”.
Guy. Omg were you born on January 3rd???
Girl. Umm yea How’d you know that?????
Guy. You don’t know what to say to a compliment!
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May 3rd is not only the luckiest day to be born but its also national thigh day meaning the person born on this day can have a free thigh pillow by whoever they chose