October 3rd

National give head day

Give your boyfriend or girlfriend the most stupendous brain. You can never go wrong with some head.

1: dude I haven’t gotten too in a month

2: don’t worry, it’s October 3rd tomorrow!

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November 3rd

National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day

Friend: What day is it?
Me: November 3rd - National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day.
Friend: Ok, pretty pointless.
Me: Just like my penis...

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July 3rd

Only cool people are born on July, its a 7’s a cool number 😎😎 3 is also a cool number so its double cool.

jack:Hey bro im born on July 3rd!
jill: ok

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3rd wheel

a person awkardly there in a situation with a couple.

sarah and joe were fooling around behind the building and maggie was with them. she was so awkward, being the 3rd wheel.

laura: were you the 3rd wheel?
maggie: yeah i hate it. i always get stuck with that when they are being so couple-y.

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Lupin the 3rd

An anime shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim lineup. It's about a gang of theives trying to steal everything that looks valuable and an insane detective who is determined to catch Lupin, the main character of the show, at all costs. Most of the characters on the show basically all look alike: the men are all tall and skinny with bowlegs and the women are tall and thin with big boobs. At first glance, the show looks a little like Cowboy Bebop, but without spacships and inerplanetary travel.

For an older anime, Lupin the 3rd isn't bad.

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January 3rd

Fun, Kind, people were born this day, they get all of the guys and love when people give them compliments but never know what to say to the compliment.

Guy 1. Hey you look really nice today!
Girl. Umm thanks, “Starts Blushing”.
Guy. Omg were you born on January 3rd???
Girl. Umm yea How’d you know that?????
Guy. You don’t know what to say to a compliment!

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3rd pig

Builds his house out of bricks like a boss!

Dude is solid, he's a real 3rd pig!