August 5th

August fifth is a birthday of a person who is the baddest b*tch ever to exist. They are always the hottest in the room and everyone loves them. If you were born on august 5th you are a Leo which immediately makes you perfect in every way, shape and form.

Tyler: “ya, she said she was born in August 5th, she’s definitely a keeper.”
Chad: “damn, you’re so lucky.”

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Revenge Of the 5th

The day after May the 4th be with you on May 5th also more commonly known by non geeks as FUCKING CINCO DE MAYO

It's Revenge Of the 5th

5th and bunny

The fastest speed you can go on your lawnmower. Also a funny phrase to use when you are describing full throtle!

i was haulin like 5th and bunny

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september 5th

on september 5th it’s national big butt day! so if you were born on this day you have a phat booty

september 5th is your birthday? i should have known by your butt

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June 5th

~~ National do some kinky shit day

~~ also anyone born on this date is the littest person you'll ever meet. Keep em.

June 5th is national do some kinky shit day

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January 5th

national eat ass day. also the birthday of some kid that kinda looks like finn wolfhard

Colin: Hey is it that kid who kinda looks like finna wolfard's birthday yet?
Elly: Yeah its January 5th

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december 5th

only the best day EVER!! all the best most creative and beautiful people were born on this day, including walt disney who literally shaped our whole childhood. people who are born on this day are sagittarius and are so adventurous, hot, have the best sense of humor and personality, and overall the cutest most lovable people you could ever meet. everyone wishes they were born on december 5th and those who are should flex it because it’s the best day ever and they are obviously such amazing and perfect people. they are caring and very special, if you know someone born on december 5 you should cherish them because they are one of a kind and you will never meet anyone as amazing as they are.

(please note that they also might be coffee addicts)

person 1: damn she’s so gorgeous and has the best personality, she’s basically perfect

person 2: ofc she is man she was born on december 5th

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