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The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.
Dave and Hal are total cell mates. That guy takes his phone with him with everywhere he goes - even the different rooms in his apartment!
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A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".
Typical cell phone conversation: Hey, where you at? I'm over here. Oh. What? I dunno. I'll be there in 5 seconds....oh wait I can see you! Hey! Whats up? Wait...let me call you back. Why? Huh? Can you here me? Guess what? My phone bill was only $90 this month. Etc.....
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A prison, sorry a school modeled after a prison.
Tim: hey I spent 3 years in federal court, how tuff are ya bud? I’ll destroy you eh!
Me: I spend 4 years at Ardrey cell!
Tim: yo bro chill I didn’t mean it seriously I’m sorry!
a person who turns a car (or other vehicle) into an armed missile by talking or texting on a cell phone while driving.
"I just got a bluetooth so I don't have to be a cell drone anymore."
The term can also be used as a verb. “Cell-droning” – as in, “That dude about to swerve into you is totally cell-droning.”
That feeling whilst you’re smoking a joint and the sensation of stretching spreads across your body, starting from your lungs.
*takes fourth hit of blunt*
“Ah mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?”
“Nah cunt”
“Mate feels like cell stretch”
Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.
When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"
"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.
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My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.
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