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Derek

To be cute like a baby, but a sexy beast at the same time.

Chick: Oh he is sooooo cute.
Dude: No he's Sexey
Superman: I'd do him, he is such a Derek.
Chick: You know it.

by CaptainCareBear December 31, 2011

20πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Derek

A Derek is the name of a male person, dereks are the type of guys that have secretive sexualized flings both online and in real life. Dereks will pretend to stay friends with their mentally ill ex girlfriends so they can get some ass or something to jack off to when their actual relationships stagnate or become unstable. When you meet a Derek you will know it, they will lie and pretend to be well adjusted people but a smart person can see through a Dereks lies.

"Derek: Ruth I miss you and I still love you, my girlfriend left me again"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

17πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Derek

Derek–noun; An unresistable sexy asian kid. He makes bitches go insane.

Girl 1: Omg! Its Derek!!
Girl 2: OMG He looked at me!!!!!!! *Faints*

by DerekIsAnAsain(: March 31, 2011

39πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Derek

Derek is a person that has a big heart and likes to play fortnite everyday. He also gets all the girls

Mom:get off fortnite
Derek:wait it’s a 1vs1
Mom: fine you better win

by Dhhffjfjfn November 19, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Derek

If you know Derek, you’re in love with him. Homo or no homo. Smooth talking, sexy. Brown hair, good jawline, tall, strong, and confident. The ladies love him and he loves the ladies. Known as an F boy, but is sweet and if you truly know him you know he has good intentions. Would never purposely hurt or offend anyone. Is so funny and can get along with basically anyone. Silly personality mixed with a confident and funny personality. Best looking guy inside and out. Might hoe around but can also settle down

Derek is a king

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Derek

A stupid loser, especially if his last name is Harbinson.

That dude ruined my life by just talking to me...he must be a Derek Harbinson.

by dory1536 November 8, 2016

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Derek

A man with a pretty dick

Wow what a pretty dick Derek has.

by Topher2323 December 21, 2016

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž