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Town off interstate 80, 30 minutes east of Des Moines. One of the largest manufacturers of methamphetamine in the entire country in the 90's and early 2000's, now full of opioid pill addicts. Home of the original Maytag washer and dryer company until they sold to Whirlpool around 2008 and ruined everyone's lives. Tried to make it up by building the Iowa Speedway Nascar track that brought zero jobs. Uses old Maytag buildings for a wind turbine company that brought many Mexican's from (see definition of) Marshalltown, IA, and a box plant and bullshit entry level crap work. Also, Chicago started sending their section 8 black gangbangers to town, so now there is not just the white trash, but plenty of Mexican's and blacks. Still only one Asian.
" I live in Newton, IA, because I do drugs or was screwed over by Maytag, or both."
methheads crankstagangsta pill heads junkies Dilaudid
Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.
"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"
the worst mother fucker that has ever been seen on the face of the earth.
ms newton is a *****
A NFL QB that has to sneeze every time he scores
cam newton must have some alergies when he scores
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A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.
Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?
-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.
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The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.
Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.
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A amazing sweet kind beautiful poodle loving actress. Also known as the softest person you’ll ever see and one of the most prettiest people to breathe.
Dude did you see Kathryn Newton’s Instagram story totally hot bro
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