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Salisbury University

Isolated in the middle of nowhere getting here is impossible if you do not own a car. It is literally an island in the middle of nowhere. Essentially no public transportation exists here. To add to this, do well in high school because you will sincerely regret coming here. Although, there are some good people, they are rare to find. The girls here are mostly unattractive or extremely slutty. Do not live in Dogwood Village, it is a hell hole because of the construction with literally paper sheets separating you from your neighbor. You can hear entire conversations through the wall. Even though, people are aware of this, they still scream, wake people up at three in the morning or play stereo music full blast until that time during final exams. The funny part is that they don't expect you to complain. Coming here taught me that you need to be extremely self-reliant and independent if you are going to survive. Do not trust anyone except for yourself because they will literally take advantage of your kindness and eat you alive here. Expect many people to be cyber addicts and care more about their electronics than the person next to them. If you want to survive here do not attempt at getting a girlfriend because they are mostly slutty, revengeful, and ignorant. Ignore the occasional bullies and death threats because you're already in jail, so it doesn't make a difference.

Salisbury University, sounds like a scary place, stay away from those Salisbury girls, I heard many of them are evil and fake as shit! Salisbury University, where intellectuals come to die. Salisbury University, dragging the country down one overdose at a time. Salisbury University, a twirling Hell Storm where the food is very disgusting.

by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 7, 2018

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University Village Salisbury

The apartment complex located in Salisbury, Md created for housing the students that attend Salisbury University. While rather decent, it can hold about 60 students on any given night. "Guard dog" routinely visits to have a beer and say keep the noise down. Safer than the zoo yet its better just to pre-game at UV

Freshman: Dude, we gotta go chill at uv tonight, your place again?!

Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.

Freshman: I invited 50 people.

Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!

by blacklight212 March 21, 2011

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salisbury composite high school

a school in sherwood park that is full of stoners and hard drugs

hey do you go to salisbury composite high school i hear there real stoners

by bahahah7777 June 8, 2011

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salisbury dick

Good/appealing dick

Yo, I was playing around in bed with my homie the other night, no homo, when he pulled out his salisbury dick. Like damn that thing meaty.

by realdude4568789 October 11, 2020


Salisbury Journal

the local news which revolves around the chaotic city of salisbury including 2 girls the age of 12 and 15 getting assaulted by boys who were 7 and 9 (useless bitches) and also some random shit that would be going down in the shithole town of andover which is in hampshire not wiltshire IDK what to say anymore so yeah

Salisbury journal moan about everything day in day out

by big fat tubby December 27, 2022


Salisbury University

A place that has Hispanic and African American gang bangers as well as white supremacists enrolled at the university. Be careful what you say in school because it might get you "green lighted". This school does nothing to prevent gang bangers from infiltrating higher academia. This school's motto is more like: Kill, rape, control, instead of learn, live, lead. Freedom of speech does not exist at this university because it is likely to get you: "green lighted". I have never met dumb fucks like these in my life. This school reminds you everyday that you failed in high school and should have broken your back to get better grades. A simple complaint here, can also get you "green lighted" and if you have a normal fear reaction = "green light". This school is a reminder of American failure/extremism at its finest.

I went to Salisbury University too!
Kill, rape, control!

by Papalolo2 June 18, 2022


Salisbury University

A place that has Hispanic and African American gang bangers as well as white supremacists enrolled at the university. Be careful what you say in school because it might get you "green lighted". This school does nothing to prevent gang bangers from infiltrating higher academia. This school's motto is more like: Kill, rape, control, instead of learn, live, lead. Freedom of speech does not exist at this university because it is likely to get you: "green lighted". I have never met dumb fucks like these in my life. This school reminds you everyday that you failed in high school and should have broken your back to get better grades. A simple complaint here, can also get you "green lighted" and if you have a normal fear reaction = "green light". This school is a reminder of American failure/extremism at its finest.

I went to Salisbury University too!
Kill, rape, control!

by Papalolo2 June 18, 2022