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Angry, hateful creature fuelled by pure rage. Powerful and angry, perhaps it's only weakness is an unusual fondness for Asian women.
Jesus man, put the sledgehammer down! There's no need to be so Dogwood about it!
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a Dogwood is someone who is your dog (aka homie) and a wood (prison gang member aka Aryan Brotherhood).
Person 1 :What's up dogwood?
Person 2: Oh nothin much, w'boutchu wood?
The most basic is more accurate: Dog Boner.
Looks like that mutt likes you. He's throwin' some serious "Dogwood"! I bet a cat couldn't scratch that pinky down.
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the main thoroughfare in seaville, new jersey's 'sea grove' campground. supposedly home to 'french smutties,' which, yet to be seen by anyone, may be a figment of meyers' imagination.
q: where the fuck we rollin to?
a: dogwood 9.
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the main thoroughfare in seaville, new jersey's SEA GROVE CAMPGROUND in which mass parties have been hosted as of late.
also the site of a short but dangerous brawl in which a young squadron can hang their hats on.
'there's some bangin french bitches in dogwood 1.'
'let's see them.'
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The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.
Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood
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A type of sandwich. The maker has no idea how it will taste, and therefore of they don't eat it, the dog would. As expressed in For Better or for Worse.
I had a dogwood sandwich for lunch today, and it was completely gross.
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