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a vestir santos

spanish phrase which refers to a woman who never married and is of an advanced age, an old maid. It literally means "one who dresses saints." In the past when a woman was unmarried she often dedicated her time to her local church and its maintenance and so this term became adopted.

"so did Juanita finally get married?"

"No, era maricon, she's just you know, there, a vestir santos..."

"pity.."

by MintyLeila June 20, 2005

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John Santos

1.A name used to describe someone who has the audacity to perform embarrassing acts for the pleasure of others.

2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.

3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.

Your such as John Santos for asking out ten girls in one day.

That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.

Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.

by BromistaComico April 13, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Santos Claus

A tatt'd up man who looks tough on the outside but really sweet on the inside. He has a big heart to make people feel special and loves to spoil them with gifts on Christmas day.

Have you ever received presents on Christmas the "Santos Claus" way?

by Hello Kitty Girl December 21, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


christ santos

A fucking lucky migit kid that pulls money cards every day. And is a selfish little bitch, never shares and acts like his cards are he wife, and is afraid of every single ball bigger than his thumb.

he's a dick, the person Christ Santos

by Christ Santos June 30, 2014


todos santos

The heart of concord California downtown concord located next to the Bart station also home to one of concords best taqueria shops and a lot of diverse restaurants.

Friend : Aye where you at?
Me: Los Gallos in Todos Santos havin some shmack tacos.
Friend : Aye it's lit Ima slide thru
Me: fasho

by HyphyBoiiii July 10, 2017


Pedro Santos

Edge boi who thinks he is cool for pretending he doesn't care about anything.

Person: Yes
Pedro Santos: No

by Berc April 20, 2020


G-Santos

When one creates a web of lies around themself in order to mislead others

"I know you aren't an expert at immersion therapy, an astronaut, and the son of a victim in 9/11. I think you are just being a giant G-Santos"

by Menstralmotorcycle January 22, 2023