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zach abels

One very hot and smiley member of The Neighbourhood. He plays guitar and so rumour has it he is very good with his fingers.

Damn did you see zach abels on stage last night..

by shelurbsmusic May 16, 2014

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Abel Tesfaye

A guy that is 27 years old that goes by the name of The Weeknd. A legend was born on 2/16/1990 and that legend is Abel (AKA The Weeknd)

Friend: Abel Tesfaye is such a great singer!
Other Friend: I know right, the concert was amazing!

by Abelxo_&_Aprilxo November 19, 2017

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Abel Moodle

The worst fucking website that teachers will make you use. Your teachers will hold you accountable to every late assignment and unfinished homework. Imagine that friend you sort of know but never really talk to. He can be pretty helpful at times but he's a fucking snitch.

Shit i forgot to do my science homework cuz i pulled an all nighter for my history presentation~ student
Well too fucking bad, you should've checked the moodle ~ science teacher
fuck abel moodle

by mr.doig June 2, 2013

66๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Abel joke

An uncalled for, unanticipated, overly sexual interpretation of mundane occurrences or conversations. Distinguished by the fact that it makes everyone cry out of severe discomfort, except for the person who delivers it; who laughs in a predatory manner.

Abel: I'll spread my legacy like I spread your legs
Everyone else: *cries in Abel joke discomfort*

by objectobject June 20, 2021


SAMUEL ABELS

the most epic idiot ever hes always horny

SAMUEL ABELS is a potato

by Ozzy & sam August 19, 2020


Jake Abel

Jake Abel (born November 18, 1987) is an actor from Canton, Ohio who is best known for his role as Adam on "Supernatural" and Luke Castellan on "Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief." He's the best friend and roommate of fellow actor Kyle Gallner of "Veronica Mars" and "Jennifer's Body" fame. He is becoming quite a heartthrob thanks to his versatile acting, chiseled features, and deep, throaty voice. Jake also played the role of Brian Nelson in "The Lovely Bones."

"Who played the third brother on Supernatural?"
"Jake Abel!"

by waxphilosophic April 11, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


abel klose

Abel Klose is a faggot who loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. He's also railing kids in warzone and real life when he occasionally gets the chance.

Abel Klose makes my uncle look like a saint

by August 21, 2022

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