a man-poodle. women like to walk the moddle, feed the moodle, play with the moodle, but they never do the moodle
dude your such a moodle. your never gonna get laid with that chick
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An online website used for students to access resources and homework from classes.
In reality, it sounds like something a little kid would say on a playground.
*kid runs up to parent, crying*
Mommy, that boy moodled me!
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A website teachers use because they are trying to be "green" and not waste paper.
Guys, your homework is on the Moodle!" "Okay, well what happens when an anti-technology terrorist blows up the internet?
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A shitty software system for schools that is supposed to allow instructors to post things, but, in fact, Moodle will just say it posted it and sent it to the students. But it really didn't.
Did you get the assignment for Zayne last week?
No!
It was on Moodle!
FUCK MOODLE
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A Moodle is a disembodied gremlin with arms but no legs. It never smiles and is often crying, possibly due to failing all online quizzes. It's face is always always serious and sad. Although he constantly cries, there are no tears. His face looks something like this: เฒ _เฒ . He walks around by using his arms to manipulate stilts with webbed flippers on the end of them.
The moodle is not capable of coherent speech. Instead, it mumbles to itself, using words like VSEPR, NU, Lambda and other incoherent terms to express its' thoughts and feelings. That is, if it had any. The Moodle's mind has gone to mush after recent chemistry and physics test. He is usually confused, seen wandering the 7A wing.
Guy 1: Hey dude what the hell was that
Guy 2: That's a moodle
Guy 1: It must have gone insane after the last test.
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a cross between a man and a poodle.. makes a great pet..you can walk him, train him and feed him but you'll never sleep with him..only good for companionship
John is the best friend a girl can ask for..Hes soo reliable and trainable.... im never going to sleep with him but hes make a GREAT MOODLE :)
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A man who likes to cuddle with girls and/or "boo-love".
"Yo, where is Alex tonight?"
"He's hanging out with his girlfriend..."
"Damn, what a moodle!"
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