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Time devoted to keeping your girlfriend happy e.g. phone call in the evening or a saturday morning shopping for a new door mat.
Meredith is away for the weekend with mates, his phone rings, he recognised the number as his fiancé and answers it to the disgust of his friends
Crayford: "where are you going?"
Meredith: "It's the misses"
Crayford: "So?"
Meredith: "I want to go away next weekend also so I have to keep up with my chick admin"
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someone who either runs the bans or controls a minecraft server or a group in one. usually admins act like they lead a social elite (or mods) and think they have full control over its players, they tend to be more caring for there donators then a non donor, its common for one to have a petty life or a lack of social skills. if the server has a online forum, they tend to be a monarch on it. most admins take there duty too seriously like a job in real life.
lets just say this is a average admin on a small server with usually 5-20 people online on average
minecraft player: yay a new server that I can play with my friends!
admin: please read the rules.
minecraft player: I did, there all the same anyway
donator: this rules are different
minecraft player: not really
admin: if you do think there different, please read them again.
minecraft player: no that's stupid
*admin kicks the minecraft player, he joins back*
admin: please learn to respect all the staff and listen to them or you'll be banned.
minecraft player: are you a robot?
donator: you really need to respect admins
minecraft player: shut up youre not a mod
admin: this is you last warning, if you do not stop now, you will be banned. now apologize to *donators name*
minecraft player: thats gay who says sorry over a game
*minecraft player is banned forever for the following reason: im sick of your attitude.
notice how the minecraft admin was the only one who used proper typing.....
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A term used to describe a single soldiers room when its in absolute shit state.
Jesus John what the fuck happened to your room, it looks like someone's chucked an admin bomb in there, get a fucking grip.
In multiplayer games, many players choose their name with "admin" or "administrator" within it.
While sometimes this is caused by total lack of PC skills and their windows account is called "admin", it is also used by little kids who want players on a server to think they are in control and not to be messed with.
Anyone who has been on a gaming server with over 30 random public players is bound to come across at least one. Some servers explicitly kick such players to avoid confusion.
Admin Wannabe would be described to players typically with the following names
Admin
Administrator
Admin_Noob_Hunter
Senior_Admin
Adminisrator_de_Server
Mega_Server_Admin
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(game chat example)
<<Senior_Admin is connecting>>
Player 1>> OK STFU about that hack, admin is here
Player 2>> Its just an admin Wannabe you noob
<<Senior_Admin was auto-kicked: Remove 'admin' from avatar name>>
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Does not include the following examples:
I_Kill_Admins
Admins_Are_Noobs
as they are clearly not trying to imitate an admin, but will still get bot kicked
The Kool Admin is the best admin on a discord server, commonly associated with h corp.
Person 1: The head admin let me off saying the n-word
Person 2: What the fuck
Person 3: He is The Kool Admin
1. A super powered weapon used in the Half-Life 2 modification Garry's Mod multilayer. Normally restricted to admin or super admins in the ASSmod menu.
Random guy: Fucking admin abuse, look at him, using the admin cannon. He killed me four times now!
Admin: Well I wouldn't have to use the admin cannon if you would stop fucking spawn killing! You goddamn bastardslapping hypocrite!
Short for Network Administrator, a Net Admin in some cases is an under appreciated super-technician with experience in many fields that relate to maintenance/management/setup/configuration/*etc. of a computer network and its devices that may be within or on the outside (ex. Mobile users).
Their resume by themselves require a degree in acronyms do decipher and include extensive certifications like MCSA, MCSE, CCNA, CCNP, NETWORK+, A+,Linux+, LPI (multiple levels), **etc. (just to mention some of the more well known).
A good Net Admin keeps the system working day in and day out, week after week, month to month, year after year, like to infinity and that means no holidays, weekends, or social life.
They also tolerate so much B.S. from upper level management, CTOs, clients, computer illiterate coworkers, clowns, and cross-talk. It is no wonder that they only do this for limited amount of time and then become network consultants (read #3 please) or Rogue Net Admin.
Finally, they are indispensable for businesses that use computers and should therefore receive gifts like a nice binary watch or pocket protectors for they are the ones that keep the “precious” network running.
Footnotes:
*etc. = changing desktop wallpapers, making a WORD shortcut on the desktop because users can’t find it in the start menu, and apparently fixing: televisions, programmable VCR’s, dishwashers, radios and just about anything that uses 120VAC.
**etc. = the love of acronyms in IT is amazing: MySQL, HTML, DHTML, CSS, PHP, ASP, WAN, LAN, WWAN, WIFI, PPOE, BIOS, CMOS, MOBO, SVGA, SXVGA, TCP/IP, SMTP, POP, IMAP, RAM, ROM, HDD, SSD, OS, OSI,ISO, mIRC,… that is just what comes to mind…
Purely hypothetical because in reality this would not happen… too often.
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Guy: Well, I am a “Net Admin” (thinks he’s cool)
Girl: What’s that?
Guy: A network administrator… (chick = clueless)... (uhhh simplify), I work on computers.
Girl: Oh cool, so you can fix my TV…
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