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Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.
Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!
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Taking a dump in your own bathroom.
Buddy #1 : Take me home I gotta take a deuce.
Buddy #2 : Dude just take shit at my house.
Buddy #1 : Come on bro, You know I need the home field advantage.
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When having a party and inviting your girl over to score, you have an advantage of taking her to your room during and after the party.
Yo it will be real easy to hook up with crusty Sandy, I have home court advantage.
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When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)
Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!
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When you wake up "the morning after", having hooked up at your own place, and THEY get to do the walk of shame. Not you.
Man, I'm glad I had home court advantage this morning, I would not have wanted to walk of shame home in the rain!
an excuse for Jackson Merryman to say that he is better than his friends at Nidhogg.
Really he is a bitch ass and can't win a fucking game against the master Simon.
jackson- "Dude that is unfair, there is a right side advantage." Simon-" Just a fucking excuse u use because you can't win."
To have an advantage in a sporting event with your home fans, city, state, etc. Visiting teams have a higher chance of losing because the home team has more support of winning.
The osu buckeyes choked in the BCS National Championship. Some say it was because the lsu tigers had a home-field advantage.
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