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A driver specifically for an airplane, also known as a pilot.
"hey airplane driver don't miss the two towers" said the terrorist highjacking the plane.
An airplane boner is a swelling of the male genitals beginning at take-off and lasting until landing. The penis becomes hard likely to altitude and/or pressure changes. Some suggest it is a fear boner related to flying. It is unfortunately very painful and restricts walking down the isles. The only known remedy is to tightly secure the seatbelt in hopes it will cut off blood flow and restore a flaccid man-unit.
I was in pain the entire flight. My airplane boner was raging. The woman next to me was not happy to see my bulge throbbing for 6 hours between Seattle and New York.
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term for extremely short shorts, or mini skirt worn by females making cockpit visable.
she had on her airplane pants at the bar last night. short shorts hot pants mini skirt
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Noun-A woman with obviously dyed blonde hair, as proven by the fact that she has a "black box" (pubic hair)
"All of these pornstars are sucjh total airplane blondes, can't you tell?"
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A girl who has died her hair blonde but still has a "little black box".
"Even though she was an airplane blonde, my parents would've loved her."
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This is the greatest bane of all time. They make me feel great inside, you don't even need drugs.
Jefferson Airplane is the kick ass.
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A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
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