A person that is annoying but is going to get memory loss
Hey alp where is the ball at?
“Alp” idk
When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.
ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe
I love ALPS
A name for flawless individuals, with ridiculously large penises. Beware of falling in love with them at first sight and them filling your life with pure joy. They are mostly a fan of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish football team. They are really smart and funny and at the same time have a great style and music taste. Likely to have a Nirvana tattoo.
His name is Alp? Dude you are so gonna fall in love with him.