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a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner
innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor
altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH
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the second calling of a person. instead of being for example muff you become the de icer
DS: is that mr incrediable hanging from the itchen bridge?
MP: SHIT it is we need help ill call my friend to get her Alter Ego
QW: wait look in the itchen river look at that silver jizz
IO: nah thats not jizz thats the silver swan
alter tweego- an alter ego account on twitter.
example: simon said' young jeezy is my alter ego on twitter.'
catherine replied' dont you mean... alter tweego.
In the work place, it is a character assigned to someone that people give behind that person’s back. It is usually a comical, derogatory name or personality, weighing heavy on specific traits, such as a bad memory, meanness, or carelessness.
Crystal’s alter ego, Nina, has entered the room.
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when some ones alter ego is a hoe. shy in the streets, a sket in the sheets
person 1: venos is so quiet
person 2: yeah but she has such an alter eghoe
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expanded egoism that is focused on alter ego, a significant other for whom you care as much or even more than for yourself.
Chekhov's Darling is a perfect example of alter–egoism: she gives herself up to her loved ones and lives solely by their interests and feelings. This is her way to cherish her own ego.
Alter–egoism is different from altruism. Altruism is indiscriminate selfless concern for the well-being of others, whereas alter–egoism is very selective: it is directed on alter–egos, i.e. the chosen ones, and thus retains certain qualities of egoism.
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The hand you use to masturbate.
My alter ego and I are gonna stay in tonight and get aquainted with Jenna Jameson's new movie.
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