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A disease where you forget everything and anything you have ever known
I have never made a definition for alzheimers so i will do it before i forget
Verb. To forget a crucial detail.
„I was planning a birthday party but I alzheimered sending out the invites.“
„My mom has dementia and she alzheimered my wife‘s name.“
The crap that happens with your body right when you decide that you are a gifted athlete. Your muscles decides you should have stuck with high school chess.
I crushed my drive on the 17th hole and had 75 yards to the pin. On the 18th hole, driver in hand..my buddies remind me of muscle memory man, muscle memory. I shank that drive right into the lake. I have a serious case of muscle Alzheimer’s.
When a person is called out for wearing the same outfit within a short space of time
M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.
When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.
Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"