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an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.
man i thought i would never go. thank you shit elf!
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A mentally handicapped Midget, that deficates in little children's stockings on Christmas eve.
little timmy- mommy there is poo poo in my stocking
mother- oh fuck the stool elf got in the house.
wife- hey bob what is that hideous midget doing?
Bob- oh dont worry thats just the stool elf
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Space Elves often kill Sylveons, from the pokemon universe while yelling “You’re so smelly!!!” They also have an obsession with Text to Speech.
Space Elf: You're so smelly!!!
*smashes sylveon with a hammer*
Space Elf: So stinky...
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The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you.
The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.
I think Hermey is having some elf-esteem issues. He's pulling the stuffing out of all the teddy bears.
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An individual whose state of origin is the Midwest, specifically Wisconsin, who has physical characteristics resembling an elf.
Ryan Sowa is such an elf cake, with his pointy ears.
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A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.
In the Imperial tongue, the haughty, tall, golden-skinned people of Summerset Isle are called "High Elves," but call themselves Altmer, or the "Cultured People." In the Empire, "High" is often understood to mean "proud" or "snobbish," and as the Altmer generally personify these characteristics, the "lesser races" harbor little warmth for them. Altmer confidently consider themselves, with some justice, as the most civilized culture of Tamriel; the common tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on Altmer speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts, crafts, and sciences are derived from Altmer traditions. However, the Altmer's smug self-assurance of superiority can be hard to bear. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, Altmer are the most strongly gifted in the arcane arts of all the races, and Altmer boast that their sublime physical natures make them far more resistant to disease than the "lesser races." However, they are also somewhat vulnerable to fire, frost, and shock.
A High Elf is the best choice for a pure Mage character.
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1)Vicariously living through little people.
2)The feeling a full grown person gets through, humiliation. disapproval. or rejection.
Man i was up for promotion and steve got it, i told everybody about it, i feel small, like elf esteem.
Dude she told me i was hung like a field mouse...talk about elf esteem.
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