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Anteater Hug

If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked

Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.

by Doddged October 19, 2022


Anteater

The worst animal to ever exist. The antichrist on earth. Fuck anteaters.

I fucking hate anteaters, with there stupid ahh noses and there sticky ahh 60cm long tongues. Like who the fuck needs 60cm of tounge? Greedy fucking anteaters taking all of the tongue for themselves. And they always look so happy, eating there stupid fucking ants, i could go to a 3 michelin star restaurant and still not be as happy as an anteater with its stupid fucking ants. I hope they go extinct real soon, the sight of an anteater makes me fucking sick.

by casual_moth November 28, 2023


Anteater

When a man does pushups on a nude beach and each pushup he makes certain his wiener touches the sand much like an anteater.

After getting slightly aroused by the all the titties around him at the nude beach mike dropped to the ground and pulled an anteater.

by Bassman12748 May 21, 2017


Anteater

Used as a derogatory term towards the Chinese race. In the poor sections of China many residents have to eat ants and other insects to survive similar to an Anteater.

Those filthy anteaters keep hogging the ping pong tables.

by Peter_The_Eater November 7, 2023


anteater

uncircumcised penis that slops; excessive foreskin that slopes and become narrow at the opening ; dick looks like an anteater snout

I see you got the anteater out. Make sure you peel back the anteater and clean inside of there before you I put it in my mouth.

by BCakez March 16, 2022


Anteater

An uncircumcised penis. Actually the actual tip of an uncircumcised dick.

Oh yeah he had an anteater. No way do you have an anteater? sorry all helmet here no anteater.

by Nopenny Nicolas December 30, 2017


Anteating

Sticking your tongue into a man's urethra for sexual pleasure

Toby can't wait to go on a trip with his mates so he can start Anteating

by Barramundi13 January 21, 2022