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A single phase that can’t get out of one’s head due to a viral voice note of Johnny Depo used in court
The voice note includes:
Abusive Turd Bitch: “I want my wig back…I can’t hear you”
The one and only Johnny Depp: “…aquaman”
Abusive Turd Bitch: *irritated moans* (“Oooohhh ohhhh”)
The act of rolling a condom over ones had and spreading the fingers so the hand resembles Aquaman's hand and proceeding to slap others.
Please Aquaman slap my little brother in the face.
A foreplay tactic where the man re-enacts the opening scene of Aquaman, facing away from the end of the bed in a crouch. After standing and flipping his long hair or wig back, he must look over his shoulder and ask for permission to come aboard in the most badass way possible. Then he performs a wet dolphin.
Jason: “Hey, I’m Aquamanning. Permission to come aboard?”
Brooke: “Permission granted, and I want you to give me a wet dolphin.”
The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.
Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”