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When all the suicidal millennials and weebs raid Area 51 on September 20th of 2019 in order to free all the Aliens and crazy wack shit the government is hiding from our asses
Me: did the Area 51 raid work? Did we get in?
Time traveler: yeah, how do you think I go this time-traveling device?
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A failure of both a meme and a raid as only 150 showed up, one was arrested for public urination near the gate and a woman was detained. The rest of the day, nothing special happened
The local county of Rachel was scared for 2.1 million people during the Area 51 Raid but were relieved with only 150 alien enthusiasts
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A Facebook advertisement that over 400,000 people signed to see them aliens.
Kyle: What's happening in Nevada
Allen: Oh it's the Area 51 raid, they wanna see them aliens.
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What was alleged to be a massive violent raid resulting in thousands of casualties, turned out to be just a really dope festival with people dressed up in funny alien costumes. No one had the intentions of breaking into the facility, and only one person got arrested. Everyone was just having a jolly good ol' time with the spacey bois.
Everyone before september 20 2019: R.I.P to all the thousands that are gonna get massacred in the Area 51 raid
Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.
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A raid on a government facility that supposedly hides spacey bois. The raid is to see them aliens and hopefully bring home as a pet.
Dan: I’m so tired of my alien waking me up at 3:00 AM asking how to use the microwave
Charlie: it was worth it we finally got to see this spacey bois in the Area 51 raid
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Yesterday, September 20th, 2019- a date which will live in infamy-the United States was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naruto runners and kyles of the Empire of Reddit. I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Reddit on Friday, September 20th, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Reddit Empire.
The Karens took us by surprise on our left flank during the Area 51 raid, we never saw it coming
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A Day To Celebrate The Day We All Got Together To Naruto Run And Have Fun Like Total Crackheads.