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Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.
Example for Australian Jesus:
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
An "Australian Top" is Actually a Bottom because he's on the other site of the planet and to proud to admit he's a bottom.
I'm not a bottom! I'm an Australian Top!
Very uncommon dog breed, originates in Australia. Small, short legged dog breed with wire-ish hair. Comes in blue tan, red, and sandy.
Person: Look at that cute little dog!
Me: Oh yes, thats an Australian terrier!
When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.
Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!
A man who gets out of the bath to piss in the sink
He got out of the bath to piss in the sink, he is a true Australian Gentleman
When one walks across burning hot concrete or sand at such speed it looks like a dance. Most commonly occurs during the warmer seasons.
Oh jeez... it’s so hot I’m gonna need to Australian Dance across the car park
A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.
Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.