Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most

‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal’

Desert Bald Eagle

The more american Desert Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow