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One whom secretly flicks boogers on public urinal walls right in front of the urinal. Also the metal doors right in front of the public toilet, the toilet walls leave for complete stealth and privacy, but the urinal is a first choice as more people will be exposed the booger(s). This is not limited to males, females will usually do this to get back at their friends, thus mostly doing this in a private home bathroom. There is a code amongst the Booger Bandit elite-'Never cover up another Bandits handiwork, only improve on the motherfucker with a perfectly placed booger.'
Whilst taking a shit at work, Mark peered straight ahead and noticed that the office Booger Bandit was in fine form that morning having covered the toiled door with a red and green booger. He was disgusted, yet curiously aroused by the mystique and dedication of the Booger Bandit.
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An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
Clean Bandit:
She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)
I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
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The undercover identity of Toph Bei-Fong from the TV show "Avatar: The Last Airbender." At a very young age, she signed up for a fighting tournament under this name to escape her parents' detection, and proceeded to kick the asses of all people (mostly grown men) who dare to stand before her.
And now, I give you your champion... The Blind Bandit!
I will offer up this sack of gold to anyone who can defeat the Blind Bandit! ...What? No one dares challenge her?
It's a National Day to pay respects to the late great Burt Reynolds. A true legend. It occurs on October 4th (or 10-4) each year.
Hey, when is National Bandit day?
It's 10-4 good buddy!
A term originating from (and almost exclusively used on) Roblox used to describe low effort RPG games with repetitive gameplay, uninteresting combat, and little absolute 0 replay value. If the game is a Bandit Beater there is also a solid chance it's also a Cash grab.
"Person 1: So how is that new game that dropped like?"
"Person 2: 30 minutes in and the only thing I've been doing is punching stupid NPC's that don't even block."
"Person 1: Oh wow, yet another Bandit Beater."
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(adj) Can-dee-band-it
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An individual from ages 11 through 15 who believes drugs and drinking are cool and does them and/or talks about them constantly. The person will probably not have ever actually attempted the certain substance, and is completely wrong when discussing it because their in-experienced, but lies anyway. An over eager younger child striving for attention of their older peers. Noisy, obnoxious younger kids, who attempt to act like their teenagers when in perspective they haven’t even hit the 5 foot marker yet, and come off as loud, annoying, and not comprehending what their even trying to do.
Person- "So I'm going to play beer pong..are you coming?"
C/B-"I DONT KNOW IM PRETTY MESSED UP! HOW DO YOU PLAY??"
Person-"Bro, you had 3 beers...you're an asshole."
or
Person- "I just sold that kid a dimebag for 30 dollars"
Person2- "Lmao Must've been a candy bandit."
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A person who upon entering a building depletes the entire area of all the bandwidth therefore slowing down everyone's internet.
Greg walked into the dorm and my internet just stopped working because he is a bandwidth bandit.
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