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Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)

Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014


Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion February 28, 2007

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fat baster

the word to try to upset fat people which don't

You fat baster drop the chicken.

by waylonbrowning November 28, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant

Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.

by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster June 26, 2017


turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 17, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.

STOP BASTERING ME!

by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020


basteral

an expression similar to pastilan invented by Lenilyn Escabosa

Basteral!!

by Zapth January 6, 2019