Shot Ass Beav

1. Adj. Describes the general negative, contemptible attitude of a person male or female.
2. Noun An extremely slutty (very promiscuous) female.

3. Noun refers to a woman that displays all the above traits, and to make matters worse she will be very generous with the (beaver) which is for the most part very beat up, blown out, and in a pretty rough condition. It is usually smells terrible, and has no memory of a hair clipper or a razor and shaving cream.

I was so wasted at the after party that I almost fell for this one shot ass beav we'd all settled for on many an unfruitful (beav hunt).

all about the beave

A person who's primary goal in life, is to have as much sex with the female gender, as humanly possible. Perpetually unattached romantically, they care nothing for the notion of descretion. Completely uninhibited in their behaviour, they will fornicate anywhere, with anyone, at anytime. Often are either revered, or despised for their qualities.

"He's a nice guy. But don't expect any type of relationship from him. Because he's all about the beave."

25👍 12👎

Beave Up To The Button

n. Excessive hair in a woman's pubic region due to poor hygiene habits. Can be detected early if forearms are thick with dark hair or if beginning signs of a moustache are noticable.

Too Tuff Tony: How's things going with you and Yolanda?

CB: They were great until I got her down to her skivvies. I took those off and damn near choked on my tongue when I saw her beave up to the button. I went limp and went home!

21👍 13👎

Air the Beav (ATB)

The act of taking your panties off after a long day, letting your beaver air out. It is especially gratifying after a long day.

I can’t wait to get home and Air the Beav (ATB) after a long day of work.

4👍 1👎

Shreevey Beave

a chemistry teacher at PBCC, who is not great, but in fact simply better than dr. kreiger

Shreevey Beave, SHREEVEY BEAVE...Shreevey Beave, Shreevey Beave...Kreiger is an asshole, Shreevey Beave

1👍 8👎

Beav-mobile

Whatever vehicle Doug Graham happens to be driving.

Why is the passenger in the Beav Mobile always a guy?

1👍 8👎

Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber"

A sexual act that in order to achieve you must have large volumes of Jager. It involves three men, the third enters about 7 to 15 minutes in, it is a standing 69 and when both men are about to climax the dominate one yells jagerbomb and pile drives the other to the ground. Then the third man watches and takes in depth notes. You must be wearing glow in the dark condoms.

Twatwaffler: you wanna Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber" tonight?
Turdburgler: yea sure sexy ;)

3👍 2👎