Beering

is the act of drinking beer, anywhere & anytime.

me: Beering?
friend: Sure
me: let's fucking go

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beer

A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.

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On the beer

An English prepositional phrase coined by the great Bonnie Grace. To be under the influence of or have consumed multiple beers. Alternatively, meaning to be fucking awesome.

Cartwheels should rarely be attempted while on the beer.

beer

a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water

i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer

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beer

10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head?
- So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.

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beer

What Jesus made when the wine ran out.

And Jesus touched twelve more vessels of water and behold, they turned into clear, golden beer..

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beer

What god used to prevent the irish from taking over the world.

The irish would've taken over the world hundreds of years ago, but they haven't recovered from their hangovers from Guinness beer yet.

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