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blasted

1. Being put down in a most vicious yet amusing manner, leading to "ground please swallow-me-up-and-let-me-die" embarrassment.
2. Getting cussed big-time

"You got blasted, man!"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

30๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


blasting

really really really boring work, causing mind numbness. requires absolutely no brain power, just eyes and arms.

"greg, can you stop indexing and blast some files please"

by scotch egg March 22, 2005

51๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


blasting

shouting, broadcasting loudly, spreading gossip to everyone

"Don't be blasting my business everywhere"

by Dawnelle December 28, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


blasting

When someone gets extremely emotional & overreactive, & spams lots of emotionally-fuelled messages, usually featuring manipulative tactics such as self-pitying & guilt tripping, as a panic response.
Sometimes, these messages will feature stabbing .

Girlfriends usually do this when their boyfriend needs space & they do not understand this.

Bรฉbรฉ: just... calm down
Moi: Do you even love me?
Do you even care???
What is wrong with you???
I try so hard, you know
What do you do in this relationship?
Do you even recognise my efforts????
God you're so selfish
Bรฉbรฉ: can you please stop being dramatic & stop blasting me

by Killossal September 30, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


blastings

When a male takes his manhammer and pounds the living piss out of a cum dumpster.

Man: Whore prepare yourself for your blastings.
Whore: But my vagine is swore...

by Big Pimping January 4, 2008

44๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


blasted

Another term for having sex, not average sex, but aggressive, intense, orgasmic sex. Original context is a male blasting a female, however it is possible, but less likely for a female to blast a male.

I just blasted her.

We just had the best sex ever.
So he blasted you?
Yeah, he blasted me, and it was great!

She stumbles and falls after trying to walk directly after intercourse. The reason that she falls, is because she was thouroughly BLASTED!

by Alpha Que Beta All Night July 19, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blast

An alternate (slang) way to describe a bowell movement

eg: I just blasted a serious D

by Sean Z July 20, 2006

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