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A hair color. Any shade of gold, in fact. Some blondes even have brown hair...Or at least they're brunettes that have been considered blondes. Me? I'm a natural blonde, and seldom have I ever came across a "blond" insult/joke directed at me. However, I've had several encounters with those worthless STEREOPTYPES, hanging around the halls, squealing over NOTHING (gaah...Loud noises...Eek!)and talking over mindless FOOL matters. Worthless conformists! Thanks to YOU, all lame, pathetic jokes are directed towards US! And you're not even BLONDE, you walking wads of chemicals! But you are here to serve a purpose...TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR!!!
Which I am, thank you! *Beaming grin*
Seeing how the vast majority of the world has black hair, I'd say it's the black-haired people who are stupider on average.
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Hair that reflects sunlight instead of absorbing it. Many celebrities are known to bleach their hair this color in order to attract attention. Natural blondes are far and few. There are some blondes in places you wouldn't except, like the Berbers of Morocco, or villages in the Middle East because it's a recessive gene that exists in many ethnicities, not just white people. Might be extinct in 200 years because blonde people are too busy getting drunk and being promiscuous to have children...
Jon: Save the blondes!
Ali: Why?
Jon: Because they are hot.
Ali: You're superficial.
Jon: I know. Why are they so hot?
Ali: ...
Ali: Well, what about redheads? They are probably going to be extinct faster.
Jon: Hmm...name one goodlooking redhead.
Ali: ...
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A hair color....an excuse for being dumb...When it is really the smarter version of human...They're are the kind of people in this world the orginal blonde, The haters, and the wanna-be blondes....Everyone Dyes there hair to be blonde or they say mean stuff about them becasue they are JEALOUS...Most Blonde are sexy,hott cute, and every guys wants them blonde hair blue eyed girls
Megan is a Hot blonde chick every guy wants.
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a female or male with a golden or yellowish haircolor that does not affect your intelligence (i am blonde and i skipped 2 grades ha ha hah ha)
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A condition affecting women at major universities across the united states. Symptoms include hair color becoming blonde, regardless of actually color, excessive use of white girl gangsta language, enlarging of the breasts, decrease in appetite and overall intelligence, narccissistic behavior as well as acute nymphomania and concurrent short-term memory loss. Rampant in Sorority houses. Normal onset is Sophmore year. Only cure is distance from any major university
"Allie has succumbed to the Blonding. She's just not the same person anymore."
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A person who says something or who gets something half an hour later, who laughs for something for ages.
oh my god, you are so blonde, you freak!
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A hair color that is often confused with being stupid because blondes have more hair on their heads
All you people who are tired of this dumb blonde crap, come and listen to a song I've written on this matter - "Dumb Blonde Blues" - and maybe after you hear it, you'll open your eyes on the fact that the color of your hair has nothing to do with your intelligence.
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